Okay umm bad applications that aren't used up... as the original namer of Microsoft Word I feel a responsibility... Do we have a Powerpoint yet??
I don't think so, unless @bazwontpassthebar is pregnant
Jesus fucking christ no. Not pregnant. Will never be.
But I agree with this Tumblr user, you should name your new cat PowerPoint.
@feuilled-by-coffee I have a favour to ask you.
Now im going to name it pregnant baz out of spite
"o7" I guess. But it would likely end up the other way round, which would be equally disagreeable.
And doesn't your boyfriend say "Wrap it before you tap it?" Is this a cry for help because you want children? 'Cause I can't help you in that department.
no its less funny if you get pregnant. just seahorse him
no ill just kidnap the kids, im saying this because terrorizing bahorel to insanity is quickly becoming my favourite pastime
Get pregnant then cut him open and put the fetus in there to keep cooking? Sounds implausible, but you never know.
I can tell, I've been caught in the crossfire every time. Once more unto the breach, etc. etc.
ok that's gruesome, maybe just like athena or dionysus it instead
hhahahahah sucker
Get pregnant then have him eat me and get brain-pregnant and smash his head open? Get pregnant and die so he has to stitch the fetus in his leg?? None of these are sounding less graphic, bossman.
im pretty sure athena's birth was literally just zeus thinking her up so maybe just think about bahorel getting pregnant and then do the rest of it
the death part for the second one can be negiotiated with an irresonsible doctor @combeferre-the-reasonable-one
No, Zeus ate his pregnant lover and Athena came to term buzzing around up there and critiquing him. Also to get her out, Hephasteus had to split Zeus' skull in twain, which despite whatever he may have to say on the subject, Bahorel is not sturdy enough for. All of these are bad for him and worse for me.
And on the second point, @combeferre-the-reasonable-one is a very responsible doctor.
Thank you, Feuilly
