bad bitches only.

Don’t mention it, son. No, I don’t & I probably wouldn’t. Yeah second in command is a big deal for those who earn it — not fuck their way to get there. I’m a little offended that you think that’s the only way I can earn such entitlement. Not literally, Collin, jesus get your head out of the gutter.

Probably. Sounds like a yes to me. Hey, I never said it was the only way you could earn it, it was just a possibility so I asked. He likes sex, you like sex, so it only makes sex—I mean, sense—for you to be second in command if you were sleeping together. Head out of the gutter? Wow, it's like you don't even know me at all.

Collin, I’m really about to punch you in the face. Why wouldn’t I? I don’t even want you tagging along with me now but here you are, you’re telling me this because? Strong? with those noodle arms? I’m laughing. You’re still a dickhead. Why does it matter? Like you said you’re strong you shouldn’t be worried. I might leave you with them just for the hell of it.

"Punch me, I dare you. Punch me." But the second the words came out of his mouth, he knew the girl would actually attempt it. "On second thought, I take it back." They made their way towards the blond girl's car before he started talking again. "Noodle arms? These noodle arms lift weight, thank you fucking much. I can do the fucking benchpress thing. I'm a fucking man, Graham! Don't fuck with me." He even stopped walking to obnoxiously flex his biceps for her, making a growling sound to make himself sound tougher while he did it. "Leave me with them?" he started as he slipped into the passenger seat of her car, slamming the door a little too hard after him, "You wouldn't dare. I'd end up with baby mama drama in a couple of weeks, and it would all be your fault. How could you live with yourself."

You need to flip that around. Burger King is always on point, McDonald’s usually fucks something up. I never know what you people want from me so I just kind of take a stab in the dark and guess at what you want. You can’t undo five years of training in like six months, Collin. I don’t know, you know how I feel about fries — I’ll have to think about it.

— ... I honestly have no idea what training you're talking about, I'm just still surprised that you like Burger King more than McDonald's. Okay well, can you think about it while we go and get more fries? I'm fucking starving.

Okay, okay — I’m gonna let you shine, you do you. Yeah, man, I was placed second in command & that’s a pretty fuckin’ big deal. What? No! I don’t fuck inside the gang, Colls. —- It was kind of just family type business, y’know? He was there when hard times hit & if it wasn’t for him I’d probably be dead. He might be a hard ass but he’s a really good guy.

Thanks mom. I don't know what I'd do without your moral support. Oh, so you don't and you wouldn't sleep with him? I mean, like you said, second in command is a big deal. — Hard ass? When have you felt his ass? 

You want a cracker then, Polly? Yeah but you didn’t specify that you were going for a black girl ass, which is totally racist I might point out. I’ve seen plenty of white girls with some serious junk in the trunk. Anyway, point being, I’m not at fault. Yes I can, you broke the fry code. I don’t think we can ever come back from this.

Oh, fuck off. Not racist, more like a preference. Like I've had great burgers from Burger King sometimes, but I always have great burgers from McDonald's. And I shouldn't have to specify it's big, it should just look big. — Okay look. You broke the ass code, I broke the fry code. Don't they just cancel each other out or something.

Sadly that’s true as fuck but money is money, so, I’m not complaining. — Big words like utilize, god, Collin you’re an idiot sometimes. & Dox is doing really good. He’s dealing with a lot more cartels now & I’m getting involved more so that’s exciting. Still a pain in my ass, though.

Exactly. And as long as I get my share, then we all good, baby. Hey, keyword in that sentence: sometimes. Plus, that was one of the first times I used that correctly alright, let me fucking have my time to shine. Wow, look at little ol' you getting ready to become head bitch. Have y'all fucked? You and boss man? I mean, how did you get so high up?

Who are you for me to be answering to? Huh? Exactly. We’re not going to hide a dead fucking body and it I was doing I would have asked anybody but you .You clearly want to if you believe that I won’t. How do you know I haven’t been plotting? Since you know so much. To go pick up drugs, now will you shut up?

I'm fucking Collin Atkins, bitch, you better recognize. Wait, why would you ask anyone else expect for me? I'd be a damn good person to hide a body with. I'd probably be loud as fuck, but I'm strong so you wouldn't have to carry it. See? So helpful. — You haven't actualy been plotting to kill me, have you? Because that's not fucking cool. Oh, are we going to those Spanish guys who call me gringo all the time? They're fucking dope as shit.

Me, and clearly you since you just mentioned it. Dude, not cool, what if I can’t swim? You just gonna play me like that? I thought we were friends. You’ve been eating fries without me? Friendship over.

False, I was just restating a fact that you pointed out. So? Pushing your friend into a river whether or not he or she can or cannot swim is totally okay if said friend said you don't have black girl ass. — Wait a second? So now we're not friends because I ate fries without you? You know how many times I ate fries with you? You can't just hate me over dumb shit like that, Coop.

Boring? You know so little.

No, you're the one who knows so little. I mean, you really think you and your rag tag band of pirates can take down what the Gods have spent years establishing in this city? I fucking doubt it.

I applaud you. Business is business & at least you got it sold. Molly is gettin’ harder & harder to sling nowadays now that the uproar about it passed through.

Yeah, well clearly teenyboppers who clearly haven't tried them before is still a pretty big market we can utilize. — Holy shit. Look at me using big ass smart bitch words like utilize. My parents would be so fucking proud of me. Hey, how's the boss man doing anyways. I don't think I've talked to him in a while.

It’s almost insane how much I love the night. So quiet.

This is Los Angeles. The night is never fucking quiet. Well, maybe when you're in the boring gang, it is, but not for the Gods.

You don’t get to question me. You’re honestly tempting me so don’t be surprised when I actually do it.

Fuck you, I can ask you anything I want. Plus, if you gonna make me come with you to help you hide some fucking smelly ass dead body, I'd at least like to know now before I get in the car. Oh, as if you would fucking kill me. Trust, if you were going to do it, you would have done it by now. — Now. Where are we going?

Yeah, you're sorry, I fucking heard you, okay. Just watch where you're fucking going next time. I'm six foot four, I'm like a fucking tree, so it's not hard to see me.

Who the fuck even remembers when phat was in style? Don't ever say that again. Also, I'm gonna throw you into the river because my ass was supposed to look fat in these jeans. The girl at the store said they would give me Nicki Minaj booty, and I've been eating a lot of fries lately.

Yo, so are you gonna come with me or not? I really need to go pick up some things and you’re kind of holding me up so either you’re going or you aren’t.

Where are we even going anyway? For all I fucking know, your ass is gonna drive me off of a fucking cliff.