IR Secret Santa!!
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I got to make a gift for @sytacus!! Jay asked for literally anything as long as F*lk wasnât involved, so I decided to write something based in the householdâs beloved modmeme universe.
Happy holidays, and I hope you enjoy!!
Calvaria Labs Presents: A Bleak Midwinterâs Night
The tiny apartment was freezing. Frost coated the windows, glowing gold due to the streetlights outside. Inside, Machika grumbled as she tugged the duvets around herself, trying to conserve the tiny island of heat in the middle of her bed. Every exhale billowed out as a tiny storm, warming her face before the cold struck back and made her face feel even colder. Her toes slid out into the open air, and she hissed at the burning feeling before she tugged them back to safety.
âStupid heating,â she grumbled, âPay good money and it still craps out.â
Turning over, she resigned herself to trying to fall back asleep in the icebox of her room. A knock at the door, however, had her sitting up, bundled up in her sheets. âWho the hellâŚ?â
A second knock, and Machika reluctantly brought out her feet, quickly stuffing them into the slippers at the side of her bed. With the comforter still wrapped around her, she shuffled to the front door, footsteps muffled by the carpet. There was a third knock, quickly halted as she pointedly turned the lock. Cracking the door open, she peered out into the hallway. Then up, her eyebrows rising.
âRain?â
The tall figure nodded as she removed the chain and pulled the door open. Machika could barely make out her friendâs eyes, peering out from a space below a large, fluffy hat and above several clashing scarves that were wrapped tightly around his face and neck. Even with the obviously heavy coat, she could see him shaking as he shuffled in.
â Mâ heating gavâ out.â
Machika had to strain to hear his voice, muffled as it was by layers. She pulled the duvet closer, and told him, âMineâs not much better.â
Rain seemed to deflate. â Oh.â
They frowned at each other. Machika shifted back and forth, trying to warm up. It wasnât very successful, and Rain wrapping his arms around her wasnât very successful either.
âThis sucks,â Machika said.
Rain nodded.
âYou know⌠my bosses live near here.â
Rain looked at her, his eyes going wide. He rapidly shook his head as he whisper-shouted, âBad idea, bad idea!â
âDo you have a better one?â she snapped back. Rainâs expression told her all she needed to know.
âThen itâs settled. Lemme pull on some more layers, and we can raid their house.â
Rain raised his eyes skyward, but didnât stop her.
Ys was the one to open the houseâs monumental glass and steel front door. Or at least, Machika thought the nearly round polar coat in front of them was Ys. It was the right height, at least.
âWhat do you want, Machi?â Came the disgruntled voice of Yucaâs tiny clone, âItâs 2 am, on the weekend. Emergencies can at least wait âtil the sun is actually up.â
âOur heating gave out.â
Ys squinted at her, and then looked past Machika. Spotting Rain, he said, âAh. the desk guard. Wouldnât have thought you two were a thing.â
Machi and Rain both began to splutter, cheeks turning bright red.
âThatâs not-â
âWeâre not-â
âI mean, we could be-â
âBut not right now, no-â
âWhatever,â Ys said blandly, âAnyways, go away. Thereâs no heating for you here.â
âYou and Yuca are literal geniuses, who make six figures each, and your heating gives out?!â
âNo, we turned it off. Obviously.â
Rain and Michika blinked at him, before yelling together, âWhy?!â
Ys shrugged. âWe wanted to make ice cream and the freezer wasnât getting cold enough.â
Machika put her head in her hands. âWhy,â she asked, voice muffled, âDidnât you just put it outside?â
He gave her an unimpressed look. âBecause it would have gotten snow in it.â
Machika shook her head, face still in her hands. Rain shuffled awkwardly behind her. âUm. Isnât it in a box?â the tall man asked.
A voice echoed from the depths of the house. âYes, but someone decided to use the lid as a petri dish.â
All three turned to look. From the darkness came the lanky form of Yuca, rubbing sleep from his eyes with his palm. Machika felt her jaw drop. The mad scientist was only wearing a pair of star patterned shorts and pink fluffy slippers.
Ys narrowed his eyes at his creator, seemingly unsurprised by the older manâs attire. âI had to, you kept using the actual petri dishes to microwave your leftovers in.â
Yuca scratched at his chin. âAnd?â
âAnd, you useless block of donor cells, we have perfectly usable bowls!â
âHey now-â
As the two began to squabble, Rain leaned down and asked Machika in a whisper, âHow is he not cold?â
Machika shrugged. âI donât get paid enough to ask that.â
Eury was having such a good night. His siblings had gone to see Sharemâs old man for the holiday, leaving him alone in their townhouse. As such, heâd invited Ayla over for a late night dinner of leftover chinese. Theyâd eaten while watching dramatic racing movies, and now that the boxes covering the coffee table were licked clean, the promise of her staying the rest of the night was definitely on the table, if how close she was snuggled up to his side was any indication.
âHey Eury, got anything to drink?â
He hummed. âThereâs some water and juice in the fridge. The beerâs in the cupboard.â
âI was thinking something hotter.â
âOh?â he asked with a grin.
Ayla promptly hit him with one of the throw pillows. âNot like that. I meant a warm drink.â
âI know what you meant.â
âSuuure. Anyways, have you got something or not?â
Eury scratched the back of his neck. âWe probably got some coffee in there. Maybe that apple cider mixâŚâ
âYou know what, Iâll just go take a look.â Ayla said as she stood.
âNooo, donât leave me,â Eury said dramatically, reaching his arms out after his girlfriend. She merely rolled her eyes at him and continued into the kitchen.
âYouâre so dramatic. You can survive a few minutes without me.â
âThatâs debatable, babe,â There was a knock at the front door. Eury let out a hefty sigh, âAylaaaâŚâ
âGet it yourself!â
âDamn it.â Eury muttered as he dragged himself off the couch and towards the front door. Pulling it open, he snapped, âWhat?â Rain raised a gloved hand and gave an awkward little wave. Machika peered around him, dark bags around her eyes as she stared Eury down. Ys and Yuca, identically impeccably dressed, stood further back, but both seemed unimpressed by Euryâs rumpled state.
âRain. What fresh hell have you brought to my doorstep?â Eury asked his friend.
âOur heating is out.â the group said, collectively tired.
âOh.â Then Eury realized what that meant, and his tone quickly changed, âOh no. No, no, no, you guys canât stay here. Go check into a hotel or something, cause I ainât letting you in-â
âEury? Who are you talking to?â Ayla called from the kitchen.
Machika raised her eyebrows at Eury, grinning. He groaned, and leaned against the doorframe as he rubbed the bridge of his nose.
âEury, I asked-â Ayla stepped out of the kitchen, âOh, hey Rain! Oh, and is that Machi?â
Machika slipped past Eury, shooting him a smug grin, like a cat thatâs gotten into the cream, before wrapping her arms around Ayla. âYouâre so warmmmm.â Machika moaned.
Ayla patted her head. âWant some hot cocoa? I found a box.â
Machika nodded vigorously.
âOk then. How about the rest of you?â
Rain gave one short nod, while Ys and Yuca looked at each other, before answering together, âYes please.â
âIâll put the kettle on then!â She said, before pulling Machika with her into the kitchen.
Eury looked at the group of men outside his door, and the men looked back. Finally, he sighed, and stepped aside. âCâmon then.â
As the three slipped past him, sighing in relief at the warmth - except for Yuca, who seemed rather blase about it all - Eury shook his head. There goes my plans for the night. Happy fucking holidays to me.
















