wassap

offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

Making breakfast in bed ❤ how many do you want babe?

I like to take the ridiculous plots of furry art as literal worldbuilding. It's fascinating. Every system exists exclusively as a pretense for bareback fucking. Rent exists so that you can fuck your landlord. Gyms exist to fuck in the locker room. Office jobs exist so you can fuck your coworkers and your boss.

The real world is the same tho

Your mind is powerful and you're so based

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic