Wonderful Cole

luckily my good friend Alistair Dragonage will never abandon me

luckily my good friend Loghain Dragonage will never abandon me

One of the lines that annoy me the most in Dragon Age is Cailan's "Our arguments with the orlesians are a thing of the past" My dude, you can't just sweep the brutal occupation your country and people endured just 30 years ago and that is still very fresh in their minds under the rug. I'm still not sure if Cailan was really planning to marry Celene or not, but with the way he acts before the battle of Ostagar, I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Part of me makes me wish it would have happened just to see the shitstorm that Ferelden would turn into. "Hi, people of Ferelden. Good news. I am marrying the Empress of Orlais! I know some of you are still kind of bitter over the war and occupation that ended just 30 years ago, but you'll have to cope and deal with it, ok? Love you lots" *insert angry mob of citizens and soldiers entering the Palace and overthrowing Cailan and making Anora sole queen and ruler of Ferelden, aka, the good ending*