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Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga

If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

He'd say im gonna edraculate

not to suck my own dick but i’ve pulled myself out of some really dark places and i continue to do so

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

I hate being so sensitive. I hate being able to detect the slightest change in the way people message me, or talk to me, or look at me. I hate overthinking about it for the whole night. I hate when I can feel someone is slowly losing interest in me.

i can’t wait to still be followed by 38493790243 porn bots after december 17th because tumblr has never competently implemented anything before

how to determine the gender of my nipples

This is the most united Tumblr has ever been. It’s kind of beautiful.

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

https://tumblr2.webs.com/

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy