Objectively Superior

"Hey a party! Am I invited?"

"In the name of the King, you are under arrest for treason."

"The King believed my story."

"Pity. I would have preferred to see you hanged."

"I did everything I could to save him."

"War is the only way."

"Perhaps its time to put this behind you."

"Filthy savage!"

"The settlers need to know they can trust us to do the right thing."

"Whatever happened to manners and etiquette?"

"To build trust, I would like you to sail back with me to meet my King."

"Your kind are barbarians! They only want our land!"

"You speak with the tongue of a pale one. You belong with them."

"You have your mother's spirit."

"What if I can't bring peace? What if I am destined to fail?"

"Long ago I told you to listen with your heart."

"It is time to listen to your heart."

"Only the spirit within can guide you."

"Listen to the spirit within."

"Stay out of mischief and look after one another."

"Do not forget this land."

"I don't cotton to stowaways and I'll not have you disrupting my crew."

"You are the envoy and I am honor bound to protect you."

"Honor is the backbone of our civilization."

"The king has requested me to lead an armada against the savages."

"Warn your king of his lies."

"A king doesn't lie!"

"I'll put on lots and lots of tea."

"I promise I will arrange for you to see the king."

"My word as a gentleman. Trust me."

"I must find a way to warn my people to stop this."

"The king is bound to nothing when you cannot fulfill your mission."

"May I suggest she attend the hunt ball?"

"If she's not a savage, then why shouldn't she fit in?"

"Our meeting with the king has been corrupted."

"I can't learn your ways alone, but you can help me."

"I have personally taken charge of the entertainment for the hunt ball."

"I think you must be a great king to have so many subjects and the loyalty of so many good men."

"In one night you will have done more for the cause of peace than a hundred diplomats."

"I can't even see the real you under there. I do hope no one else does."

"Seeing how disloyal your heart is would certainly kill him."

"Everybody loves a good bear-baiting."

"Your behavior is savage!"

"Push me no further or face treason."

"How much do I have to pay to get good beer here?"

"I thought you were dead."

"I've thought of you every day, all the time."

"Don't you dare tell me I don't care about her."

"How can they respect my culture if they've never seen it?"

"I think its time you taught society a lesson."

"Surely His Majesty would not refuse an audience with a visiting princess."

"If you insist on war, my people will fight to the last warrior."

"There are many voices around you but you must listen to your own voice."

"Why do you speak out when so many doubt you, even when it could mean your life?"

"We sail to scour the world of the savage vermin. Are you with me?"

"Now I can finally get rid of you, you savage!"

"Surely you know that a good soldier always follows orders."

"If it were I, I would have killed you years ago."

"You've done everything you've set out to do and more."

"Every day a new adventure, new lands to discover."

"We walked the same path once."

"I have found where I belong. I hope you will also find happiness."

"Maybe he hates goodbye as much as I do."

"Life's not fair, is it?"

"And you... shall never see the light of another day."

"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?"

"I'm here to tell you that ___ is on [his/her] way."

"You'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning."

"Oh, now, look, ___, you've made me lose my lunch."

"He's as mad as a/an [insert animal] with a hernia."

"___, don't look at me that way."

"Impeccable timing, Your [Majesty/Highness]."

"Why! If it isn't my [big/little] [brother/sister] descending from on high to mingle with the commoners."

"That was today?"

"Oh, I feel simply awful."

"Well, as the [king/queen]'s [brother/sister], you should have been first in line."

"Well, I was first in line... until the little hairball was born."

"That 'hairball' is my [son/daughter], and your future [king/queen]."

"I shall practice my curtsy."

"Don't turn your back on me, ___."

"Oh, no, ___, perhaps YOU shouldn't turn your back on ME."

"Is that a challenge?"

"Temper, temper."

"I wouldn't dream of challenging you."

"Pity! Why not?"

"Well, as far as brains go, I got the [insert animal here]'s share."

"When it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool."

"There's one in every family... two in mine, actually."

"What am I going to do with [him/her]?"

"The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible."

"That kind of thinking could ruin you."

"You're mad, bonkers, off your head. But I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are."

"Who's to say what is proper?"

"Don't most people have different dreams?"

"I was a fool for not investing in his mad venture when I had the chance."

"Do I amuse you?"

"I think you'll do best to keep your visions to yourself."

"When in doubt, remain silent."

"Why would you spend your time thinking about such an impossible thing?"

"If you're telling me, then its not much of a secret."

"You won't do better than a lord."

"That pretty face won't last forever."

"Shall we take a leisurely stroll through the garden, just you and me?"

"The gardeners planted white roses when I specifically asked for red."

"He's a prince. But, alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces the throne."

"You think she would remember all this from the first time."

"The question is who are you?"

"This is my dream, I'm going to wake up now and you'll all disappear."

"Its only a dream. Nothing can hurt me."

"I love tadpoles on toast almost as much as I love caviar."

"That? Looks so ordinary for an oracle."

"It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws."

"It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrefy."

"Well, as you can see, we're still having tea."

"Time can be funny in dreams."

"We simply must commence with the slaying and such."

"It is high time to forgive and forget or forget and forgive, whichever comes first or is, in any case, more convenient."

"All of this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea."

"You ran out on them to save your own skin."

"You used to be the life of the party."

"Well if its not my favorite trio of lunatics."

"Best take her to the White Queen."

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son."

"I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay so put it out of your mind."

"Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done?"

"You're not the same as you were before."

"You've lost your muchness."

"Down with the bloody Red Queen!"

"From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole, I've been told what I must do and who I must be."

"And who is this lovely creature?"

"I've been considering things that begin with the letter M. Moron, mutiny, murder, malice."

"Forgive me. I allowed her to diver from her destined path."

"Why do they adore her and not me?"

"Is it not better to be feared than loved?"

"I told her my heart belongs to you but she's obsessed with me."

"Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!"

"The Vorpal sword is home again. The armor is complete. Now all we need is a champion."

"You seem so real sometimes I forget this is all a dream."

"It is against my vows to harm any living creature."

"The choice must be yours because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone."

"Nothing was ever accomplished with tears."

"I've come to the end of this life."

"It is my crown! I am the eldest!"

"Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"No one is to show you any kindness, no one is to speak a word to you."