coldfish

re: my dream of doing a covers album called “Cut Out the Middleman” which would entirely consist of pop songs about girls fighting over guys, with the lyrics slightly changed so the 2 girls are in love with each other instead

I want to be sealed in a blister packet Used for the temporary relief of aches and pains Don’t touch me, I’ll probably start enjoying myself You won’t like me if I like it too much

When I think about it I just feel like a rotten egg Lying on the sidewalk ruining everyone’s day Bury me in concrete, bury me in concrete I could be self-sacrificing underneath the street

You’re just walking along and I’m bringing the conversation down You’re doubling your pleasure and I’m decimating mine But why would I chew gum when I could chew a canker sore? It distracts me so I don’t talk so much

When I think about you I feel like such a piece of shit That I think I should be executed by a firing squad Don’t touch me, I always get too hungry for it You won’t like me if I like it too much

I think the better you say it is The worse it always is for me I think the better you say you are The worse you seem to be