#coldfishery

I want to be sealed in a blister packet Used for the temporary relief of aches and pains Don’t touch me, I’ll probably start enjoying myself You won’t like me if I like it too much

When I think about it I just feel like a rotten egg Lying on the sidewalk ruining everyone’s day Bury me in concrete, bury me in concrete I could be self-sacrificing underneath the street

You’re just walking along and I’m bringing the conversation down You’re doubling your pleasure and I’m decimating mine But why would I chew gum when I could chew a canker sore? It distracts me so I don’t talk so much

When I think about you I feel like such a piece of shit That I think I should be executed by a firing squad Don’t touch me, I always get too hungry for it You won’t like me if I like it too much

I think the better you say it is The worse it always is for me I think the better you say you are The worse you seem to be

Get away from me, you really freak me out Actually, just go ahead, it’s not worth arguing about Tonight, not tonight

Freedom’s just another word for things that freak me out You can’t take a thing from me that I can’t live without Tonight, not tonight

And freedom, you don’t even want it You want an orthodontist You’re so stupid

Freedom, never even knew it Didn’t know what to do with it ‘Cause you’re too stupid, am I that stupid

You could be a mission that I build my life around Or you could be a memory I get in and lay down But not tonight, not tonight

Oh, I could be the problem

And freedom, you don’t even want it You want an orthodontist ‘Cause you’re so stupid

Freedom, and I even knew it Didn’t know what to do with it ‘Cause I’m so stupid, you found someone stupid

Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to get So let me down precariously and I won’t be upset Tonight, not tonight

And freedom, I don’t even want it I’m your orthodontist I’m so stupid

Freedom, never even knew it Wouldn’t know what to do with it ‘Cause you’re too stupid

Yes I will and thanks about the shirts.

MADE UP PEANUT BUTTER CUP SONG

Please get in my mouthYou look like a holiday themed Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup to meAnd all I can say for myselfIs I’ve got really sharp teeth and you might like them if you gave me a chanceWhoa, you might like me if you gave me a chanceWhoa, you won’t like it if you give me a chance

‘Cause I’m always saying shit like“I want to go to the beach but it’s way too cold for me”And I’m lying awake all nightBut there’s this buzzing on my skin and nothing is worth letting someone inWhoa, nothing is worth letting someone inWhoa, nothing is worth letting someone in