Be Different

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

modern day romance is being considerate enough to tell me that you won’t be able to respond to my texts/calls because you’re busy with your own shit. and in return i appreciate that consideration and leave you to your own personal affairs because we’re two people in a relationship with our own seperate lives. cute.

Yessssssss this shit right here!!

Lushlity

like okay i know astrology is fake but it’s real

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

I miss the way Christmas felt when I was little

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

i’m kinda happy but i also wanna get hit by a car at the same time