Strings will Sing

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

fuck this is b a d

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

The what?

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

this is the worst shit ive ever read

I didn’t need to read this….

by Heck If I Know

I’m so mad because this worked

ROGER HELP ME

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE SHOW.

My tears

pinnacle of bad game design is when you need to follow an NPC who walks at a different speed than you

i’m ,,so so sorryi neever meant t,o die frroom raadiatioon pooisoning

These are so generic that even I, in Mexico, did most of these things.

Ok yes this is a standard case of overwhelmingly universal experiences being paraded as unique yes but WHAT is that ladder hell bullshit