☆. Colynn / Random

Iz swap au where zim is a grown ass man working a 9 to 5 job but wants to prove himself to his superiors that he should get a promotion, but they want him gone because he was an ass employee at other jobs and don't wanna drag that bs into their establishment. So they like. Give him a fake position. Idk

Irken Dib is a kid that happens to be tall, so when prof membrane sends him off to get rid of him and teach him about the REAL world, he disguises himself as an unpaid intern at zims job, where he obv meets zim. Gaz is still at irk, I would do more w/ her but idk who id swap her w/.

Anyways, dib doesn't gaf about zim for a bit b4 realizing this dude is actually smart compared to the other humans and possibly a threat to his mission. So he still initiates the beef. Zim doesn't gaf about him until he's mean, and zim being a loser, has to prove that this whole ass child's insult ISNT true.

By smart w/ zim i mean like. GENUINELY smart, just w/ the world's worst tunnel vision. He and Dib start regularly beefing and everybody thinks they're crazy or smth like that