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we need nico rosberg to get in the commentary box and give lewis a reading, maybe that would knock some senses into lewis and stop this midlife crisis im being forced to watch because the kardashians keep calling the paparazzi

its definitely something to see how lewis used to constantly highlight the differences between him and nico from 2016 to back when they were kids, over how they used to do all these things together and nico doesn't do them anymore and yet that lewis still does everything they did and enjoyed together. or that one interview where he states that he doesn't see them being friends anymore because nico has changed and the first thing said being that nico is married now

my biggest conspiracy theory is that lewis called nico 'pu' because nico probably said that he likes bunnies and pupu in finnish means bunnies. idc i will stick to this lore.

the brain is a weird place cause i randomly dreamt of daemon targaryen attending the brazil gp when nico is there for sky sports and proper flirts with him, trying to take him out and shit cause the man is a whore, but then lewis sees them and gets jealous and walks over to speak with nico for the first time and asks him out to dinner for talking it out

the concept of a brocedes movie is daunting, its reasonable to ignore it until the production comes to fruition BUT a lewis hamilton biopic? its happening. definitely. and there are a lot of things lewis can do but to remove nico and his massive presence through his karting and f1 career or life is just impossible. and the fact that i have to sit down for that angst fest? yeah no lewis and nico gotta lock in and kiss and make up by the time it comes down to it

max is that annoying kid who pulls girls' hair in kindergarten and that explains why his gay ass keeps picking fights with pretty diva george russell

nico the kinda crazy to search up brocedes in tiktok the moment he is a bit tipsy and cries in a dark room watching the edits while lewis the kinda crazy to block the name nico and brocedes everywhere only to doomscroll his way into reading brocedes fics in ao3 when he is down, and this at its core explains codependent exes trying to move on to a tee

when i say im delusional i mean i truly believe that lewis says that his championship battles with sebastian as his favourite ones not to jab nico but because he seriously hated the years he fought with nico for championships, he just can't bring himself to say he liked fighting with his best friend that knew him most of his life and ended with the very guy walking away from the sport they dreamed of getting in or ever speak fondly of those years

all im gonna say is, if nico was in baku, fred is getting his ass beat for giving lewis such a shit strategy

sometimes i wonder if the drivers are warned to not bring up nico's name infront of lewis or if anyone has gotten really drunk and name dropped nico to him or worse, does he have friends who tease and mock him by sending videos of nico speaking abt him in dms