Coffee & Kinks

Here’s some starters to do with all aspects of the baby-making process. The planning and impregnation starters will be in another post (here) (a lot of the funny ones are based on things my very own sister experienced while pregnant with her three kids) There will be kinky themes, potential triggers etc. Mpreg/ABO friendly.

little things (fluffy)

“You’re glowing.”

“Am I showing yet?”

“Is it too early to pick names?”

“Turn to the side, I think your belly popped out.”

“No one is going to judge you for wearing Uggs all day.”

“Was that a kick?”

“Should we find out the gender or wait?”

“It’s a (boy/girl/twins/etc)”

uncomfortable situations (clean)

“I pray for the day the morning sickness passes.”

“Are you sure you need two gallons of ice cream?”

“I don’t even like jalapenos.”

“You just be glad I don’t mind rubbing feet.

“I know the body pillow is bulky but it’s the only way I can sleep.”

“No, sweetheart, I don’t think you can still fit in your favorite jeans.”

“Stop laughing and help me off the toilet/out of the bathtub/put on my shoes/etc.”

“I slept on the couch because you and junior took up the whole bed.”

“Listen, when you have a tiny human being kicking you in the bladder, you can decide when we stop to pee. Now pull over.”

really uncomfortable situations (dirty)

“I need you right now. I blame the hormones.”

“You look so sexy since your belly popped out.”

“Look, I’m just gonna lie on my side and you can do whatever.”

“Fuck, I don’t know if it’s the increased bloodflow but that feels good.”

“No, you can’t poke the baby in the head if we have sex.”

“It turns me on so much knowing that’s my kid in there.”

“They say sex induces labor you know.”

the big event (mix)

“I think that was a contraction.”

“No, we are not stopping at the drive-thru on the way to the hospital.”

“I don’t care how much I scream, I want to do this naturally.”

“That was the midwife, she’s on her way.”

“I think you broke my hand…”

“I don’t think we have time to get to the hospital…”

“This is happening right now.”

“My/your water just broke.”

“I’m scared to push!”

“There’s nothing to be scared of, now PUSH!”

the reward (fluffy)

“I thought we were having a (boy/girl) but he/she had other plans.”

“He/she has your nose…”

“I always thought babies were ugly, but ours is beautiful.”

“Look what we made…”

“You just rest, I’ll make sure everything’s ready for when we get home.”

Here’s some starters to do with all aspects of the baby-making process. The pregnancy and baby starters will be in another post (here) There will be kinky themes, potential triggers etc. Mpreg/ABO friendly.

trying (clean)

“I want a baby”

“We should try for a baby.”

“Come on, you know we’d have beautiful kids.”

“You think it took this time?”

“I can’t look, what does the test say?”

talking it out (funny)

“You know that’s just an old wive’s tale, right?”

“The rabbit died.” (an old colloquial term for announcing a pregnancy)

“Look, I’m ovulating, so get your ass in there.”

“Twins run in families, so that’s something to be aware of.”

“I am going to sit like this until that test comes back positive.”

baby-making (smutty)

“Don’t stop, put a baby in me.”

“I’m gonna put a baby in you.”

“Fuck a condom, I don’t care if I/you get pregnant.”

“There’s no way I’m/you’re not pregnant after this.”

“Tilt your hips back after I cum so it gets in deep.”

breeding (kink)

“Stop whining, you’re gonna get bred if I say you are.”

“Bend over, we’re putting a baby in you.”

“Cum in me, I want to get pregnant.”

“I’m/you’re fucking me/you every night until I/you get pregnant.”

accidents (angsty)

“My dad always said if a problem arises, you’re raising the problem. We have a problem.”

“I don’t want a baby!”

“Yes, I called your mother, because you won’t answer your phone. What are you going to do about this?”

“Listen, anything you need, I’m here. Whatever you choose.”

success (fluffy)

“I’m/you’re/we’re pregnant!”

“I took six tests, and they all came out positive.”

“This isn’t a stomach flu, I/you ought to take a test.”

This is a piece that was inspired by a few old notes I saw on @squidbiscuit‘s headcanons for these two lads, especially Piers and his occasionally needing to work all the pressure out of his stomach before a show.  Figured I’d post something short and sweet up between commissions.  :P

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