Shannon B

forcing my frank langdon gamer agenda on everyone by making you think about him and mel having a convo abt how she has no hobbies so he goes out and buys her a new nintendo switch/switch lite and then is like yeah abby and i upgraded the kids to a switch 2 and they never touch this thing anymore so here you go haha (lie) (he SHOULD be saving his money for rehab bills but he did not) (he bought it for her and then disposed of all the suspicious packaging to make it look used) (also pre downloaded animal crossing onto it) (and got her cute little thumb grips) (they WILL play stardew valley co op together one day when she figures out what a d pad is)

she also downloads sims 4 for free on her shitty laptop and gets super into it and starts watching vids and going on the sims 4 subreddit and eventually one day when they're hanging out after work and he's upset bc robby got pissed at him she's like frankie... :( would it make you feel better if i made a robby sim and put him in a pool with no ladder... :( and frank is like haha ok sure. sims robby is in the pool for 2 in game minutes before she starts feeling like she's murdering actual real life robby so she puts a pool ladder in the box next to him so he can climb out and then sits with her face in her hands for 5 minutes straight not speaking

“You wasn’t even born when the first one came out.”

peter parker would’ve died in infinity war whether he stayed on earth or not, so can we please use more than 2 brain cells and stop blaming tony stark for his death? thanks

hey. hey friend. peter parker wouldn’t want you to kill yourself. he wouldn’t want you to cut your skin. he wouldn’t want you to be disgusted with your appearance. he thinks you’re beautiful and he loves you for who you are