scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

What, I gotta go through spooky month without a girlfriend to comfort me when I am spooked?? Rude.

I need a girlfriend to be obsessed with but I won't ever admit that, who? Me? I couldn't I'm gonna die alone.

lesbian thoughts → lesbian thoughts ↓ ↑ lesbian thoughts ← lesbian thoughts 

CRASHING OUT I MISS HER

i hate when people ask about my sexuality bcs technically im attracted to men and women but men suck so i don’t interact with them romantically or sexually AT ALL

not to be horny or anything but i just want a girlfriend to snuggle and take out on cute little dates to record shops and bookstores

When I miss her so much but she hasn't responded the whole day so now I'm going to kill myself and bury my own corpse and then haunt her

wdym she’s not next to me rn IM GOING TO RIP MY HAIR OUT I CANT DO THIS ANYMOREEE