Original Chaos

4. why is there a random poster of gourmet cheese hanging inside this school cafeteria

5. where the fuck are they supposed to put their trays

6. why do they look like 3 emo tweens babysitting an emo 5-year-old (eddies feet don’t even touch the GROUND)

@himbotozier I’ve gotta tag you in this it’s gold

7. why is there a random tray, that’s a different colour to the losers, on the windowsill

"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

My heart..