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“A business deal that went sour, plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.”
@spidermarked
“Yeah, that would probably make any business deal go down hill. But that really give this guy a motive for blowing up your place?”
”What are you smiling about?”
@sniper-with-a-smoke
“Right, right, sorry. I just got so excited because I finally caught the most wanted marksman in four countries. Or is it five? It doesn’t matter. What does matter is; you’re under arrest -- I’ve always wanted to say that to you.”
@codenamepineapples wants to know how anthea is a queen x
“it’s called being trained as a spy and also hating men on a primal level.”
“Smort. Men are the worst! I’m allowed to agree, right? I mean, you do such a great job of the ‘hating men thing’ -- we definitely deserve it -- and also the ‘spy thing’. Like, WOW! You’re fantastic in the field.”
fuckiiisms:
The Fast and the Furious Sentence Meme
“He’s beautiful” ”What’d you put in that sandwich?” ”Relax, don’t push it, you EMBARRASS me!” ”Sounds like a serial killer name, is that what you are?” ”Don’t come around here again.” ”You gonna make me find out the hard way?” ”It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car.” ”I smell-” *sniffs* “-skanks” ”Why don’t you girls pack it up before I leave treadmarks on your face.” ”You can’t climb in the ring ‘cause you think you can box.” ”Am I worthy?” ”What are you smiling about?” ”Dude I almost had you!” ”Almost had me? You never had me, you never had your car.” ”Ask any racer - any real racer - it don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning’s winning.” ”Oh shit! We got cops! Cops! Cops! GO!” ”You’re the last person in the world I expected to show up.” ”Yeah, well, I thought that if I got in your good graces, you might let me keep my car.” “You are in my good graces, but you ain’t keeping your car.” “You done time?” “I’ll die before I go back.” “Gonna be a long ass night.” “I thought we had an agreement.” “You stay away, I stay away, everyone stays happy.” “This your ride?” “Be ready to have your ass handed to you.” “You’re gonna need more than that crotch-rocket.” “What the hell was all that about?” “We have a 20 mile hike, humor me.” “A business deal that went sour, plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.” ”We were just about to go looking for you.” ”Take it upstairs, you can’t detail a car with the cover on.” ”The buster kept me out of handcuffs, he didn’t just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back.” ”There was a time when I didn’t know you.” ”You look a bit tired, I think you should go upstairs and you give me a massage.” ”You owe me a ten-second car.” ”Come on, let’s go get me a drink.” “My brother likes you, usually he doesn’t like anybody.” “You’re a shitty liar.” “I’ll take that as a compliment.” “I like realism.” “You never know who’s watching.” “Even cops are Hollywood in Hollywood.” “Nice crib, better than the last place you confiscated.” “You wanna make me a liar” “Give me something to use” “What the hell is this?” “I said a ten second car, not a ten minute car” “I retract my previous statement” “I gotta get you racing again so I can make some money off your ass” “He owns you now” “Something about engines that calms me down” “Looks like you got all the help you need, brother” “Praying to the car gods man” ”The cook doesn’t clean where I come from.” ”We should go out some time.” ”I don’t date my brother’s friends.” ”I would pay to see that.”
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some things just never change
some bts trivia from stephanie
I pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me.
9 word story (via alleyspat)
i have to get ready for work; at some point i will find a day to actually rp
“How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
@notyouraveragesecretary
“ First off, I think the saying is – ‘ how’s that for a slice of bread ‘ – second, I can’t believe you took down three perps on your own. They’re all tall and muscular! “

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Shaun of the Dead Sentence Meme
“You’ve got red on you.” “There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team — I don’t know what he’s talking about.“ “It’s four in the fucking morning!” “What’s the plan, then?” “I have to know if she’s alright!” “If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.” “Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over” “How’s that for a slice of fried gold?” “Yeah, boyyeeee!” “Any zombies out there?” “I can’t see any, maybe it’s not as bad as that.” “Oh. No, there they are.” “The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.” “I’m not staying here.” “I think you should go.” “Do you want anything from the shop?” “FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!” “Feel free to step up any time!” “Okay. But dogs CAN look up!” “Who died and made you king of the fucking zombies?” “Why didn’t you just shoot him, man?” “Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!” “Next time I see him, he’s dead.” “You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.” “Well, they were a bit — bitey.” “We may have to kill my step-dad” “Oh, for God’s sake! He’s got an arm off!” “How can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable?” “Bash ‘em in the head. That seems to work.” “That wasn’t true. Made it up. Shouldn’t have done. Sorry.” “You’re the one that’s gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston!” “Do you believe everything you hear on TV?” “It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?” “Haven’t you ever heard of a shortcut before?” “It’s not the end of the world.” “For a hero, you’re quite a hypocrite" “I’ve got nothing.” “Don’t point that gun at my mum!” “For fuck’s sake!” “PLEASE CAN WE —JUST CALM—THE FUCK—DOWN!”
In which Holt surprises Jake with a visit at the VA, and introduces him to some family… (headcanon that Sam and Ray are related is based on this magnificent fanfic that you all need to read)
more Steve Rogers gifs /// more Jake Peralta gifs /// more Sam Wilson gifs /// more Ray Holt gifs /// all gifs
This is such a special show.
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