When Life Give You Lemons, Make Porn.

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Really trying to get blessings in every way right now, so why not reblog🤷🏽‍♀️

Tumblr, I want that nasty black porn back

Meanwhile useless ass trust fund babies who cant even wipe their own asses are either cheating or buying their way into college.

God I love her ass I SWEAR

That shadow makes me feel like her ass is in grave danger 😂

Lmfao this is a joke right? His dick better be huge cause I will laugh if he can’t even hit the core.

No. I’m being deadass.

^^^^ one of those infamous double standards

Saying small dicks matter is like saying all lives matter. Tf they don’t 🙄

^^^^ I always tell people this. They got what they got it’s either 1 they know how to work with it or 2 they don’t but if they don’t..don’t write them off help them shit it may be better than you ever imagined if they not trying to learn then shit now you know but there’s more to a person then their genitalia

Boop.

Look at the quality in my dash today

Motion in the ocean tings ?

This shit is funny lol

LMAO IF YOU LIKE HIM LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO WAIT liking someone excludes dissatisfaction? Bitch I’m not infatuated if I like a nigga he got a small dick and can’t touch my gspot iont like him no mo

Where does it say you’ll be pleased? 🤔🤔🤔 I just said if you like him you’ll accept whatever dick he pulls out, meaning you’re not gonna act like an ass towards him if it’s little you’ll try to work w it. Some dudes have them lil jawns and put in work. If he can’t please you then move on, no one said you were obligated in any way to stay w a nigga if his dick small just because you like him. Anyways, if he got a big dick that doesn’t guarantee that he’s gonna hit anything other than your damn cervix or literally destroy your pussy. There are plenty of Niggas w a big dick that have JUST that. Head weak stroke weak personality weak future weak, but that dick big thoe.

Interesting

This went all sorts of left. Besides all you really need is ten fingers and tongue to please someone anyway.

Lmao you aren’t wrong

MESSAAAAGGEEEEE

Because Women are just as ignorant as niggas

Sikeeeee ^

What do you mean??? Women are just as ignorant in their own way. Yaw have double standards yaw hold to men everyday

Women really are childish & ignorant af but we act since it’s not “as bad” that we aren’t bad at all. I don’t understand why y'all go so hard over a mans height, status, & dick size. Then wonder why y'all get fucked over all the time when you pick dudes you know ain’t shit. Ofc some of us are tricked into it but a good amount of women CHOSE to be treated horribly because of how the man on their arm makes them look “better” or we love to just have someone just to say we have someone & a lot of women also go w. The wrong men to feel sorry for themselves (ppl won’t understand this part but it’s true)

Body shaming has become too normalized towards men and It’s really gotta stop

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LMFAOOOOOO