waiting for something, you’ve waited in vain

dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

i prefer divorce and cheating to putting characters that make no sense together in a polycule tbh

While I’m in my deep slumper in the cold of the Northern winter I wake up for 5 minutes every day to do Push ups 

That’s my secret for skin and hair

anyone else y’all got those clicky ankles

did you just fucking know this

Bats clicky Mouth

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

I don't care about anything and I kill everything

whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast

Blitzen listens to monster by skillet not because it’s about being a monster but for the Christianity