codehsayshi

i’m in love

There are no Deadpool cosplayers. Deadpool sometimes just breaks the 4th wall to show up at conventions.

reblogging again because of the waldo gif

"my best bud leaf"

Unfff.

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim

omg the last one

i don’t know what i’m supposed to be doing right now but i’m pretty sure i’m not doing it