cocomump

not at all! as we can tell from his general behavior and repeated comments about how delicious birdseed is, Big Bird is a megafauna herbivore and a keystone of the Sesame Street ecosystem!

Hungry bois 

Bad luck to kill a sea bird.

You’re in college? Wow that’s awesome. I wanted to go once upon a time but a) couldn’t afford it and b) didn’t get into any. Your complaining is draining. Mr. boyfriend can’t find the job he WANTS. I’m sure he can find a job. My dad has a master’s degree and worked at NASA and ya wanna know what he does now? Manages a 7-11. Why? Cuz he couldn’t find a job in his chosen field and needed something with benefits to take care of mom who’s disabled. There’s always something. You don’t even wanna know what i did for money at 16 and 17. Or actually, if you do wanna know, just read my book. It involves $50 2-4-1 BJ’s in a Dave & Buster’s parking lot.

So if you don’t wanna do your homework, that you or someone who has a vested interest in your success is paying for you to be assigned, just g’head and flush your money down the toilet. Do some jumping jacks as it spins down the shitter too cuz endorphins are good for your mood and will at least get you moving.