Coco Hazel

reminder: sometimes, things not working out the way you wanted them to is a blessing.

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

@capacity

When they arrive I’ll be the landing pad

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that’s extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being