Coco

Me: Hmm I’m very inactive on tumblr, let’s post something.

finds picture

Me: Perfect. Now let’s write a caption.

‘This is a duck’

Me: No, that won’t do. People will think it’s a waste of time as it’s too short.

‘This is an absolutely adorable plushy of a duck holding a plastic butter knife’

Me: Needs more description and stuff, too simple.

‘This non-living item that I have carefully inserted above is a simple yet cute image of a round fuzzball with a soft and fluffy beige exterior. Said duck is holding a plastic blade, which it is holding with ominous posture.’

Me: Uhh no this might make me seem creepy.

‘There’s a fuzzy cute duck holding a stick like kitchen essential’

Me: You know what I give up, ain’t nobody got time for this.

oh hello

person

i see that

you have stumbled across this saddo blog

you must be thinking, ‘oh coco, where’s the content?!’

it’s gone