oh my god do i try

get in loser we’re going hexing

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

oh no hell ham me with his hammer, woe is me

stop making it sound gay this is some serious whacking that's about to go down.

hell whack me!!! did you hear that folks???

careful bro you’re making this sparring scene kinda homoerotic

bro watch out you kinda sound like you’re flirting when we argue

broooo i’m serious you’re making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god

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