PLANET PISS SELF-TITLED DEBUT ALBUM OUT (INDEFINITELY)!!!

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That's right, you're looking at THE most talented and most popular member of the world famous band Dethklok's own personal internet blog! This isn't another one of your dreams, or lucid fantasies of moi! DO NOT VISIT ANY WEBSITE UNDER THE DOMAIN NAME PLANET PISS AND ASSUME IT IS ME, WILLIAM MURDERFACE, AS THAT WOULD BE FALSE. THANK YOU. And if any of you happen to be a supple fanciful lady, feel free to message me~

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YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS

IM FUCKING WILLIAM MURDERFACE, DETHKLOKS BASSIST

THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG!!!!

PUT YOUR FANMAIL IN MY INBOX BUT DONT BE WEIRD I DONT HAVE TIME FOR CREEPS IM IN FUCKING DETHKLOK

#metalocalypse #rp #rp blog #william murderface

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Good News: Took a massive shit and it was shaped like a bunny

Bad News: Not well received by Toki

#rp blog #rp #metalocalypse

showering together saves the planet btw

#rp blog #metalocalypse

papabigtoes

Can you draw Toki trapped inside a cube?

lets put murderface in the cube next and shake him up like a front desk lady with her boxed up salad she’s trying to incorporate her side of dressing in!

also YOU ARE BACK?!

#fart (cool art)

If you had to fight your problems head on, would you?

W4T THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I FAC3 THAT SHIT HEAD ON ALL THE TIME, ASSWIP3!!!!!!! I AM... A WARRIOR!

#🐔💥🎸

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secret-tacos

addendum to the pickles discourse:

it's also frustrating to see people look at cis male characters with caring and nurturing traits and go 'omg! mom friend!' but then when a trans male expresses those same characteristics, it's seen as 'bad representation'. the idea that we're incapable of expressing the same ideas as cis men and that everything we do has to be tied back to our 'inherent femininity' is deeply unsettling and really fucking gross. tbh.

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It's always pickles clit this pickles clit that.

What about MY PUSSY huh?

Nobody gives a shit about how I FEEL

#metalocalypse #rp blog

Transphobia isn't metal.

#metalocalypse #rp blog

It was the fourth of july and fuck america but we all got wasted.

We smoked that shit and the weed was from like the back of Spencers I didnt even know they sold that.

Next thing you know, I have amazing tits. They were too heavy, had to chop em' off and sold them on ebay.

#metalocalypse #rp blog

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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude

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it’s really not

shitcharlesknows

Charles knows you didn't wash your hands before leaving the bathroom, Murderface.

cockslappingbassist

WASHING HANDS IS FOR PUSSIES

shitcharlesknows

Regardless, I can (and will) provide further incentive as needed to ensure that everybody is doing their part to maintain the barest standards for basic hygiene at and/or around Mordhaus - say, stationing Klokateers at designated 'hand-washing stations' in/near the bathrooms. Your choice, William.

cockslappingbassist

HOW ABOUT I PISS IN YOUR OFFICE INSTEAD, HOW ABOUT THAT SMART GUY?

shitcharlesknows

I can certainly have Klokateers stationed around my office in that case. Are you sure this isn't about something else, William? Should I schedule a doctor's appointment for you to address your potential incontinence issues?

cockslappingbassist

my what

#rp

shitcharlesknows

Charles knows you didn't wash your hands before leaving the bathroom, Murderface.

cockslappingbassist

WASHING HANDS IS FOR PUSSIES

shitcharlesknows

Regardless, I can (and will) provide further incentive as needed to ensure that everybody is doing their part to maintain the barest standards for basic hygiene at and/or around Mordhaus - say, stationing Klokateers at designated 'hand-washing stations' in/near the bathrooms. Your choice, William.

cockslappingbassist

HOW ABOUT I PISS IN YOUR OFFICE INSTEAD, HOW ABOUT THAT SMART GUY?

#rp

shitcharlesknows

Charles knows you didn't wash your hands before leaving the bathroom, Murderface.

cockslappingbassist

WASHING HANDS IS FOR PUSSIES

#rp

visceraking

Honestly I've been wanting to redraw this bit from It's Always Sunny since I started watching Metalocalypse lmao

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Charles getting sloppy!

#fart (cool art)

cogzandsprings

I realized something

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