Let Me Lick Your Feet King Julian

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

we are NOT going to hear aqua's barbie girl in barbie 2023 because of the beef mattel has with the song please look up mattel aqua barbie lawsuit and put this whining and wishful thinking to rest 🙏