It’s nice to have someone you can talk to 24/7

He’s too cute

The pose! 😂💁🏾‍♂️

“YOU MIGHTTA JUST DID SOMETHIN!”

The pose TOOK ME OOOUUUTTTT

I can never look at this post again. *crying*

what the fuck

a glimpse of utopia

It’s not uncommon for police officers to use this tactic to slow down traffic to provide opportunity and clear space for a short burst of work to clear the scene of an accident up ahead.  That said, the fact that everyone is rolling with it is fucking hysterical. 

Nah this Houston, they swangin.

the hardest part about leaving toxic people is that you know when you leave, they won’t chase after you. they won’t be begging on their hands and knees for you like you would have done for them. they’ll just let you walk away, never even look at you in their rear view mirror, and move on like nothing has changed. and it’s terrifying, because you’ll finally have to come to the cold hard realization that they never cared if you stayed.