*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

“is stuart little a real person” 

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

may his children carry on his stabby legacy

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

Item: lava delivery truck

I love when kittens lay down and you see their little tummy and its like a sign from God

clown (self diagnosed)