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Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
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styofa doing anything
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@cobaltserpentine
8lue8astard:
cobaltserpentine started following you
W8, I thought we were already following each other????????
Ugh. I really really h8 it when new people end up with a million alts! I just can’t keep track of them anymore!
oh; nah man lol;
it = the same old me;
haven’t been here in a solid minute and discovered my account unfollowed a lot of peeps;
sorry bout that;
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[[ i still think its funny how mallek is obviously a very tech-savvy troll, and probably has the ability to make some form of security for his hive
yet he just... doesnt care enough to do it
so like im pretty sure his door maybe has one lock on it, and thats IF he remembers to lock it
bitch has every kind of protection possible on his husktops and hard-drives, but like ACTUAL protection against drones or some crazy axe murderer that could easily kick down the door?? hard pass lmao ]]
Friends who get into trouble sentence starters
“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”
“We probably shouldn’t do this.”
“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”
“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”
“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”
“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”
“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”
“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”
“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”
“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”
“This is exactly what we need–a night out. Let’s go crazy!!”
“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”
“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”
“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”
“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”
“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”
“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”
“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”
“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”
“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”
“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”
Platonic Sentence Starters
[ Requested by Anon forever ago! Sorry for taking so long! :]
"I would punch someone for you."
"I set up a blanket fort in the living room."
"You made me a blanket fort?!"
"Do you mind if I cuddle up next to you?"
"I love a good cuddle. Come here!"
"Here, I brought you some comfort food."
"Do you want me to order some pizza or something gross for you to indulge in?"
"You'd tell me if I got fat, right?"
"Can you look at my eye and tell me if there's something wrong with it?"
"We can hug it out if you want."
"Your smile is contagious, you know."
"You weren't supposed to cut yourself. Here's a bandaid."
"Are you up to going out to eat?"
"I got up and made some coffee so you'd have some before you left. No thanks needed."
"Real talk, I support you and everything you do."
"Don't real talk. It makes me think you're getting too sappy."
"It's okay to cry. I'm here for you."
"You had a bit too much to drink last night, so I put you to bed before you got into trouble."
"If you're nervous, you can hold my hand."
"I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you."
"Oh, I'm sure you'd have someone else to support you. You're pretty great."
Send in Some Symbols for Headcanons
(A bunch of headcanon asks suggested by my friends.) 😩 - Does your muse like memes? Do they like the dankest, or do they only know dead memes? 😀 - What is your muse’s favorite emoji? 🏋️ - Does your muse even lift? Do they work out at all? 💻 - How often does is your muse on their phone/their computer? What do they do? What kind of phone/computer do they have? 🤔 - What does your muse’s Google search history look like? 🐈 - How does your muse hold a cat? Do they hold it like a baby, or as far away from their person as possible? 🐕 - Would your muse try to lift a big dog to make them feel like a small dog? 🍎 - Does your muse take part in brand wars? (i.e. Apple vs Android.) 👨🍳 - Would your muse make pudding at 3AM because they’ve lost control of their life? 📱- How does your muse text? Do they use emojis or type everything out perfectly? 💔 - How often does your muse drop their phone? 👶 - Does your muse like babies, or do they have a strong urge yeet/kick/punch one? 🍍 - Does your muse like pineapple on pizza? If not, what’s the weirdest topping they like? 👔 - Does your muse know how to tie a tie? How did they learn? 🎮 - What genre of video game does your muse prefer? Do they even like video games? 🕶️ - Does your muse like virtual reality? Does it make them motion sick? 👊 - Would your muse fight someone in a Denny’s parking lot?
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my sleeping pattern isn't even a pattern anymore it's a freestyle
why do some of these grubs out here have better burn material than most older trolls;
it = wild; you guys actin like you’re not two feet tall; barely outta the coon;
i mean like; respect;
but also; damn im old let me catch up;
@timecapsuleparadoxes
sometimes the best inspiration = right in front of ya;
haven’t sketched in a few wipes; and i probably didn’t do bambi justice by a long shot;
but damn = he nice to look at;
havent done any tat work for a few weeks so i needed to sketch some and give the coding a break;
using someone close to me as current inspo too;
i’ll probably post it in a sec just so i can see him get flustered hehe;
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tfw you accidentally slept for 6 months--
𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒’𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒’𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖;
ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴀʟʟᴇᴋ ᴀᴅᴀʟᴏᴠ ʀᴘ ʙʟᴏɢ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜɪᴠᴇꜱᴡᴀᴘ: ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱɪᴍ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ / ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ: ɴᴜʙʙʏ
x
= BAMBI:
φ𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑘;;– The moment the messaged stopped Dammek was up and out of the basement immediately. And, of course, he made sure to get everything out for his lusus since he knew he wouldn’t be down to do it again for a while. From there, he made his way to the entertainment block sat down. However, he sprung back up immediately the moment he heard the knocks on the door and just about ran to it.
He stopped at the door, clearing his throat for a moment as he opened the door with a warm smile– One that ended up brightening quite a bit as he then stepped to the side for the other troll to walk in.
‘ Hi, marshmallow. Come on in. ‘
The moment Dammek allowed him access inside, Mallek walked in, and after propping his board against the wall nearby, he turned around and gave the other a warm lazy grin, before suddenly two arms snaked around his waist, and Dammek was lifted off his feet into a hug with ease.
There was a small purr given to that as Mallek buried his face into his matesprit’s neck. Then after a few moments of holding him close, he pressed a soft kiss to his cheek, then gently set him back down. Still grinning all the while.
God, he really needed that today.
“Fuck, I love you...”
After this was said, another smooch is given, this time a quick one to his lips, before he clunked his head against the other’s affectionately.
“I swear you’re like... The cure to all the bad vibes in this world.”
@timecapsuleparadoxes cont. from here
It was a pretty nice night out to cruise around, Mallek, for once, was feeling a lot better with the little reprieve from his work. Even if it may have happened in an unsavory way. Still- It was nice. And the fact he was going to visit his matesprit right now too only made him feel better. So after skating about a block through town, Mallek eventually came up to Dammek’s fortress. And after grabbing his board up and making his way up to the door, he gave a few lazy knocks. Waiting quietly until Dammek opened the door.
“Hey bambi...”
= BAMBI:
ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: yeah, i can see that and i want to kick its ass. ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: like real hard, make another universe outta that one’s ass.
ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: oh you… aren’t there? ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: i mean that’s fine. ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: if you wanted to tho and you’re around my area you can always pop in at my hive. ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: i’d say the door’s open but you know me. probably will take a minute to unlock it for you. ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: and grimelheim would probably maul you before realizing who it is. ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: but, metaphorically, doors open.
ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: but it’s only if you want otherwise we can just keep talking like this ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: this works too!
damn babe youre too good to me; lol;
but yeah i get what you mean; that sounds; nice actually; i think im about a block away from your hive so; i might just scoot over there if you really dont mind too much;
ill bring you this kickass poster of trizza i found in an alleyway and we can vandalize the shit outta it; shit like that really mellows a guy out lmao;
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= BAMBI:
ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: what the fuck? ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: oh my gog ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: how is the universe treating you like this? ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: marshmallow, do you want me to pop by your hive for a snug session or something?
i dunno; but it = testing me for sure dude; and i mean; that sounds great; but; im actually not at my hive rn; i had to leave after all of that to blow off steam; im kind of just brooding around on my injury panel tbh;
i lost FIVE hours of coding work today because my husktop crashed;
then i tried to make baked dough but i fucking burned them by accident because i didnt have my FUCKING specs on and i set it two hundred degrees too high;
