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huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

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Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

drunkenlemur

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

panvani

Me and my bro in the 19th century inhaling and ingesting various chemicals just for fun

derinthescarletpescatarian

You read stories about people being unable to accept ageing and crashing out by buying sports cars or pushing themselves too far athletically or whatever but my Refusal To Accept Ageing sticking point is that I just can't accept that I don't like sugar and junk food very much any more. I ate two chocolate muffins this morning and that was 1.75 muffins too many. I'm like "nooo I love sweet desserts I remember being super into sweet desserts" and the memories are from when I was like twelve. I like chicken salad now. I like carrot sticks. I eat carrot sticks and think "wow I'm really indulging today, carrots are one of the more sugary vegetables" and remind myself to make cucumber sticks next time. I bought a capsicum yesterday so that tonight I can eat plain white rice with charred capsicum and onion as a topping and I am genuinely looking forward to it. I MIGHT, if I am feeling adventurous, add a fresh tomato from the garden.

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#soooo Upgrade and Alita #<- not my cats but Alita is my sweet little daughter in spirit #Upgrade is her fat roommate #I love them both very dearly and cherish every photo I get of them. my parasocial meows on a different continent (bffs cats)

persephinae

this is so fuckin funny akdsjkfksjda

makinuuki

filthinfatuated

food before smoke youre a happy bloke

Smoke before food kill yourself dude

6mayhem

call me gore website the way she only visits me cause the suffering of more unfortunate individuals makes her feel alive

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call me gore website cause she jerks off to me

6mayhem

thats not true

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call me gore website the way she only visits me cause the suffering of more unfortunate individuals makes her feel alive

homojexual

2forlugia

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONG LU 🎉

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Outthias pls come out soon I *need* you

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hohenheim bug🐛

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