they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

I legit think Tumblr should just be removed from the ios store so we can get titty n cock back. It's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make

It’s almost impressive how poorly this website has been run for this long of a time. I feel like you can’t even explain it by pure staff incompetency at this point, upper management must be truly out of their minds

damn just pay them a living wage

i hope i don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today

hey

no fucking way

the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.

Every now and then a new celeb pops up out of nowhere and I’m supposed to know who they are. Sorry bud but that’s just a guy.

This is how people feel about you

As they should. Literally everyone is just some guy.