Jess

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

Watching Boston Legal while I'm on my period hits different cause my hormones are so out of wack right now and I'm either literally crying because Alan Shore is so beautiful, or I'm cursing the fact that I can't crawl through my screen and fuck him.

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

it's always funny to me to meet a heteronormative guy in his 40s who mentions a show he loves (or used to be really into) about two brothers hunting demons, it's happened to me at least 20 times over the past decade and every time i'm like. wow. the girlies in my phone have spent 15 years losing their minds over this gay romance and you've been watching a dudebro show?? incredible that art rly is transformed by the audience.

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

right shoulder hurts right foot hurts in a way that isn’t normal what the damn hell is going on with my rights

"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

does any one want me or not want me or feel any particular way about me at all

in light of recent events, fuck