Oo La La

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

i just felt someone right click me

(right clicks you)

what should I listen to

women

fight me