pandemonium;

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

lettuce

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

professors really out here expecting intellectual answers from my rotting brain. like bro please know your target audience while framing the exam questions

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

there’s really nothing quite like talking to yourself at 3am pretending that you’re being interviewed and answering questions that you wish someone would ask you.

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

“hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly