Hefty Hannah and The Homewreckers

So pissed. My dad recommended that I watch T*rrifier with my scare clowns and I didn’t know what it was so I put it on for our movie night. Imagine being that insensitive. Clowns aren’t some scary beasts that go around murdering people (even if Gleiper was smiling and rubbing her hands together the whole time it was on). Gargamel was totally freaked out and we had to turn it off about halfway through. Gargamel hissed when I grabbed the remote though???? And later that night, when I went to bring Gargamel and Gleiper their nightly opossums, I caught Gleiper under a blanket watching ART THE CLOWN TIKTOK EDITS?? I just know she watched the second half of the movie. I even caught her hanging Gargamel upside down by his feet from the ceiling the next day. I had to let him down and scold Gleiper. She BARED HER TEETH AT ME and tiptoed away while smiling and rubbing her hands together some more. I feel like I’m going crazy. That’s honestly not even the worst thing she did but I’m not going into depth with the trash bag incident.

So, Halloween is coming… and as we all know, this is a hard time for scare clowns. I was out walking with Gargamel and Gleiper when we were stopped by a “concerned parent”. This guy got all up in Gargamel’s face and demanded him to, and I quote, “take off the costume” because his children were getting scared. First of all, bud, get your children away from my clowns. (Also, the children were maybe 4-5 years old) DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT SCARE CLOWNS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO GET AGGRESSIVE AROUND SMALL CHILDREN WHEN UNDER EXTREME STRESS??? Not that Gargamel would do anything. Gleiper though… well, the world will bow under her stinky clown feet one day. Anyway, so I basically told him to screw off and he had that AUDACITY to swipe at Gargamel’s nose!!