clownmetaldog

any time i want to record my farts, they always come out as SBD's or really small (this is not what i want). But when i stop recording they immediately become loud and how i want them to be. WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME

I just noticed recently that if you lube up your asshole it makes more wetter farts. Might use this for later...

I like my women how I like my men: bloated and farting up a storm

No one talks about the intimacy of farting around someone, it's taboo that hearing someone confidently fart around you is a sign of deeper connection. just imagine your best friend or your partner trusting you so much that they let you see this side of themselves, it's very cute and heartwarming

Farting in a thong is a very hot thing to look at, if it is thin enough you can clearly see someone's asshole pushing out because of the slight movement of the thong. Jock straps are also hot for this exact same reason

A scenario where a popular nu metal band gets broadcasted by MTV, but they keep having to retake and cut out the footage because the vocalist won't stop farting

What turns me on so much is when people are butt naked and you can see their puckered holes push outward to fart <3, or maybe their fat ass cheeks move slightly to have some space to rip on