king uzi vert

forgot i did this

That pinky one…why couldnt they have showed me that at COLLEGE

This reminds me of the time before life hacks showed us stuff like how to break into a house.

Admit it, we would all lose the chapstick money

relic lmao

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

well that was a wild ride

Geee Zuss

I am so obsessed with my makeup I’m not a good man I love you I hate when I get home I wish I could be there for you

i am the oracle of the universe i’m not going to the gym today because she is a good friend to me i love is a trash bag i hate this job i wish you could have been the crown

rat bastard (complimentary)

the hot new tv trope…bottom storage.