Thanks For Drawing Me Cute.

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

Anyone remember playing HIDE and SEEK as a kid, and there was always that one annoying kid who would play and play and play all day… until it was his turn to be “it” then suddenly they hit you with the “I dont want to play anymore. This game is boring.” as soon as it was their turn to be “it”? Ive come to realize that some people never grew out of that. Some grown adults will be with you for their entertainment as long as possible, but as soon as it comes time for THEM to finally put some effort into the friendship/relationship then theyre suddenly not interested anymore and leave you and move on to the next person/thing. Its just as annoying now as it was when i was a kid

*iPhone storage full* I DIDNT ASK FOR IBOOKS, APPLE WATCH, TIPS, HEALTH, PASSBOOK. OR PODCAST!!!

I WONDER IF HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT THOSE HAND GESTURES MEAN 

farewell degrassi tng meme [½ seasons]: season three

Shoutout to the closeted kids who will have to deal with their parents shit talking the ruling I’m thinking about you

dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts

This is the only “bathbomb” meme I will except it is the only one it is the ultimate dad thing to do im dead

Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes