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My ultimate heartwrenching Hyapollo head-canon is that the reason Hyacinthus seems to have been revived a long time after his death is because Apollo initially went to Zeus to beg him to bring his lover back and was denied because 'You find the love of your life every other week, you'll get over it' and this just goes on for a few decades, where mysteriously there seems to be a drought of heroic prophecies or new hymns written, until one day Apollo kneels at his father's feet, puts his head in his lap and asks him to please let him join Hyacinthus in the underworld instead, like Harmonia did with her husband. Whereupon Zeus decides losing his son is not worth it and makes Hyacinthus into a god.

I love Apollo’s and Poseidon’s relationship with each other so much like Apollo is so blatantly his favourite nephew. In Hyginus he protects Leto and gives her a place to rest and have her children. In the Iliad he literally does Apollo’s job for him even though they’re on opposite sides, constantly trying to convince Apollo to switch sides and going ‘you start champ’ when they’re supposed to fight each other and never faulted him for backing down from the fight. They laboured at Troy and almost got their ears chopped off together, they cleaned up the mess after the Trojan war together, Apollo never went after Odysseus for sacking his beloved city but he was definitely watching uncy Poseidon doing it for him. They’re both patrons of sailors, they both personify natural disasters, they both love dolphins, I’m sure Poseidon was watching Apollo do his weird dolphin-follower-conversion-thing in Delphi and went ‘you’re doing amazing sweetie! <3’

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Here’s a headcanon I have for Apollo

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