“You’re Full Of Shit Ryan Bergara”

being the eldest daughter is just *asks mother what’s wrong* *cannot express emotions* *”don’t worry i’ll do it”* *fiercely independent but only bc you would rather die than inconvenience someone by asking for help* *carries the trauma of your entire family* *asks mother what’s wrong* *the constant feeling of guilt that has no known origin* *third parent. maybe even replacement father if urs is shitty enough* *emotional punching bag for both parents* *not even a slight clue as to what a healthy boundary is* *asks mother what’s wrong*

being an only child is like *doesn't know how to act near babies* *also can't express emotions *wanted to have a twin so bad as a child* *imaginary friends until 9 years old* *introverted 100* *feels like gotta get good grades and always be the best and that leads them to a mentally unstable mindset* *thinks of cousins as siblings even tough they see them once a year* *either has trust issues or trusts people too easily* *"oh my god what is this feeling called I think I should keep it inside"* *has no sense of bore , literally can watch the wall and have fun cuz that's literally what they used to do when 5* *also never gets bored of a movie or a song they liked (I know cuz I watched the bee movie at least 135 times and know it scene by scene and even some script , and no I am not bored nor ashamed)*

Only child syndrome b like *derails post abt oldest child trauma to talk about how you don’t get bored*

You know she was Tired™ and ready to spill Tea™ with that first sentence

So glad we finally cleared this up for all the stupid people out there

if you weren’t around for the mishapocolypse, you haven’t truly Suffered™ as a tumblr user

we’re coming.

Kaboom 1

And at the end of the day, she’s the one who’s still alive

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

I think it's balanced now???

Because that sometimes doesn’t mean even if you you can’t know how somethings enjoy gonna end the ride

I will never get over the fact that Bob was directing and Bellamy’s reaction to Echo being in danger was still “meh. sucks to suck.”

“Maybe she should just... not be in danger then 🤷‍♀️”

So incredibly sad

But according to many people, mostly those on the left and all muslims. The holocaust did not happen, so this monument can not surely exist for something that never occurred. They say this was made up by the Jews to elicit sympathy for themselves. I think this memorial is very fitting. BTW, I am being very sarcastic in my above statement, because I know the Holocaust occurred.

I don’t know who lied to you and told you it was “the left” and “Muslims” who are the holocaust deniers but it’s literally only imperialist anti semities who don’t believe in the holocaust, and I know you thinking mainly Muslims are holocaust deniers comes from a place of xenophobia, it’s pretty blatant.

bitches dont know about my astiankuivauskaappi

that thing looks ridiculous. Why not just put it in the cabinet above the sink??

Every single finnish person is laughing at you peasants

its a dish drying set up?? im not about to put wet dishes in the cupboard? who does that?

the water is still gonna drip into the bottom of the cabinet??? or onto the dishes below? i would rather let my dishes dry on the counter/above the sink for sure. also i moved to europe this year and lemme tell you i prefer a stack of plates over this vertical bookshelf style arrangement any day, it is annoying as fuck

things heating up in the adult fandom

goddamn it i want this so bad

“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

Y’all 😂😂😂

dean isn’t a bi icon the straights can have him

We don't want him either

We don’t want him feed the bastard to the wolves

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain