I am the pizzle king

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

i want to eat this

This reminded me of the those star things from hamtaro and I was so hungry for them

a sjw broke into my house and installed league of legends on my computer

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

The feedback bit is inspired.

Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him