im not okay.

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Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations

Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore

Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her

They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to

What was the explanation for why it wasn’t funny

they’re new yorkers

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

bf (bee friend)