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A — Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I believe before Kylian started dating you, he was sort of lacking in this department. Not that he neglected the women he had been with before, but it wasn’t anything serious to him. After he met you, however, he realised the importance of aftercare.

Now, Kylian always makes sure to be attentive to your needs and absolutely puts you before himself. No matter how the night went, whatever position he was in, as soon as you both tap out, he's at your beck and call. Cupping your face gently and double—no—triple checking to make sure you are okay.

After you both are cleaned up and back in bed, he's very cuddly. Prefers when you're facing him so he can hold you to his bare chest, gently stroking the curve of your head while his other hand runs up and down your side.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Kylian loves his hands. He's known that you've loved them well before you both started dating, so he's always used them to his advantage. When you're both fighting for the upper hand in bed, those slender fingers are a cheat code.

He loves the size difference too—your hand looks so small compared to his. It's the first he notices when he puts his hand into yours. It drives him crazy, thinking about how he notices it when he's pinning you down with his hands, too.

On you, Kylian loves your thighs. He loves to lay his head in your lap, the soft plush of your skin being the best pillow. But he also loves the feeling of your thighs claiming shut around him as he eats you out like a deprived, needy man. He will wrap his arms around them as he does so, hands gripping your flesh. And when he's particularly desperate, he will squeeze your thighs around his face, feeling the need to be absolutely suffocated by you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s not particularly picky, especially in the earlier years. Loved to cum on you—thighs, stomach, and maybe even your face. He liked seeing you marked with more than just his lovebites and what better way to finish (literally) the night?

But now, Kylian loves to cum inside you over everything. The more serious your relationship gets, the more his desires change. Develops a serious breeding kink. Realistically, he knows he's in his prime, and you're far too deep into your career to think about children, but he can't help but let his mind swirl with the ‘what ifs,’ and suddenly he's coming more than once inside.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Kylian would never suggest this to you, but in the darkness of a hotel, when you're miles away, and he's all alone, he wishes he had a tape of you going down on him. Only for him. However, Kylian is too nervous about someone hacking into his iCloud and having it uploaded to the internet. He would rather die.

Despite his fears, the idea drives him wild while you’re apart.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Even though the man has been busy with football his whole life, Kylian is pretty experienced given his fame; he knows what he's doing. It works perfectly when you both want to try new things.

If you get with Kylian in his younger years (2017-2019), then he's pretty average. Knows the basics and knows a few tricks from the hookups he's had, but you learn together for the most part. However, Kylian is very perceptive and naturally talented in everything he does/tries so even if he isn't sure, he will figure it out in seconds to make you feel good.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

I feel like he has a top three: reverse cowgirl, doggy style, and missionary. And Kylian can't choose only one because he fucking loves all of them. But if we take his love for your thighs and ass into consideration, then doggy style would be his favourite because he loves the way your ass perks up in front of him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Kylian definitely doesn’t ruin the moment, but when you are intimate in the mornings, especially, his mischievous personality gets the best of him. Maybe a little chuckle or two, a few jokes. Nothing ridiculously cheesy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Well groomed. I don't think he gets fancy with it, but he definitely doesn't let it get out of hand.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As I’ve said before, a younger Kylian didn’t really care about this with his hookups. They were just hookups. But when he met you, he valued romantic and emotional connection during sex highly. A gentleman after everything, and I could see him being into pillow talk—unless he is too tuckered out from his match (and sex).

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

You try to spend as much time together as possible, but with Kylian’s crazy schedule, he ends up having to jerk off pretty often. He would like to wait to see you again, of course, but sometimes he can't help it. Kylian thinks about you all the time, and when you're not there, he gets imaginative. (Pro: he gets new ideas on how to spice things up the next time he sees you.)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I think this goes without saying. Again; he definitely has a breeding kink. Listen, he's young and doesn't have the time to commit to being a father right now, but have you seen him with children? I think he wants to have several in the future. And the idea that you will be their mother immediately gets him hard at the thought of it.

Kylian also speaks three different languages; so rest assured that he will be grunting dirty babble into your ear. Especially if he's frustrated after a loss, he doesn't shut up. And the way you react by squirming and moaning even louder? It urges him to be oh-so condescending. He would be laughing at you if it were any other situation.

On the softer side, Kylian loves when you compliment him and praise him while you're having sex, especially if you're on top of him, riding him, and telling him how good he makes you feel, how much you adore his cock. But he also enjoys praising you, cooing at your reaction to each compliment. (again: big fan of dirty talk.)

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

For peace of mind, Kylian’s favourite place to have you is the bedroom but he also loves bending you over things. The back of the couch, the kitchen counter, hell, you name it, he's probably bent you over it or planning on it at least once.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It's the little things with Kylian. If you interact with children around him in any way. Or if you are touchy-feely with him. Sends him reeling when you hold his hand and graze your thumb back and forth absentmindedly against his.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Nothing that involves you getting hurt. He might indulge in some spanking and maybe squeeze your neck a little while he fucks you, but nothing beyond that. Kylian would never think to harm you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I think right now, Kylian prefers to give rather than to receive. As I said before, he loves everything about your thighs and the way they latch onto the sides of his head as he goes down on you. But he would never say no to the sight of you on your knees, struggling to get all of his cock inside your sweet mouth. Which is just as addictive as burying his face between his face and eating you out.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Again, it depends on the context. Kylian is slow and sensual when you're doing it first thing in the morning or maybe after date night. He needs to feel you, but doesn't have too much energy to make it fast and rough. But for the most part, Kylian is fast and rough. Have you seen him on the pitch? After a few days of not seeing you or after a frustrating loss, he gets desperate and needs to ruin you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

A younger Kylian, like most people, wouldn't mind. Sometimes he needed that extra boost in confidence before an important match, and he would always have you at any chance he could get. Plus the adrenaline rush of such a spontaneous rendezvous was extremely exciting to him.

But currently, quickies aren't Kylian’s favourite thing ever. He prefers to take his time with you, to get the full experience of being connected to you—even if he is rough. For him, spending the whole night together is better than twenty quickies in a day.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Kylian is quite risky. He would never put you in an extremely embarrassing position, but he would do you anywhere, whether there are people around or not. Think maybe the empty locker rooms, office, or a bathroom at a Michelin-star restaurant.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Unsurprisingly, Kylian’s stamina is a fucking beast. He is an athlete after all, and he is regarded as one of the fastest footballers. It's like he has a recovery time of near zero—Kylian is always ready for round two—three—four with you. You end up being the one who needs a break.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don’t see Kylian owning any toys while dating you. He strikes me as more of a simple man who prefers to please you with his fingers or cock. But as I said before, he is open to anything as long as it doesn’t harm you. And who knows? Maybe you both will discover something new you like.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I mean, we all know Kylian loves to tease. It's one of his favourite things in the world.

From something small like touching your arm or waist when you're doing chores around the house, to something much bigger like sending you dirty texts when you're halfway across the world from him. He loves feeling you tremble in his arms every time he touches you, even if it's innocently; and when you're flustered in public, trying to hold yourself back? A piece of art that belongs in the Louvre.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I feel like Kylian isn't the loudest, but he definitely makes some pretty, quiet sounds when he's inside you. He can't help it.

I see him more as a dom than a sub, so as I said before, he loves to grunt out dirty things—stumbling over his words as he relentlessly thrusts into you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the person)

Although Kylian isn’t the biggest fan of quickies… he may have fucked you in some secluded area at Real Madrid’s campus after a hard match that left him fuming with anger. The press, his managers, and the entire team were looking for him, wondering where the hell he was, while he was fucking you mercilessly in some bathroom or closet.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Normal, maybe slightly above average. Maybe around 7 inches?

I feel like it’s thick, though. And he knows how to use it, which actually is the only thing that matters. I feel like he has a pretty cock—like those that are nice to look at. It looks delicious when he’s hard; all veiny and with a nice, thick head.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High as fuck. We already said that you have to spend some days apart from time to time, so he knows he won’t be able to be with you all the time; thus, he always has his hands on you and gets horny pretty easily. In fact, stress doesn’t kill his drive but rather makes it skyrocket. I’m sending prayers in advance.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bless him. Kylian puts everything into sex, so he’s usually tired after everything. He stays up to clean each other up, have some deep pillow talk—but he eventually lets sleep cascade over him. He’s so exhausted that he will fall asleep with you tightly in his arms. And there’s no place on this planet that Kylian would rather be at.