Everyone give @closetfagboy a round of applause for his new name.
gentle sigh, twirling my long blonde hair, voice staying soft and sweet but dripping with honeyed venom and full bluntness Whoops, sorry babes… I meant ‘its’ new name. There we go. That feels much more accurate, doesn’t it?
soft, unfiltered giggle, completely apathetic and without any social filter You losers should all be taking notes. This is what happens when you stop fighting it and just let your Kami-sama’s influence turn you into whatever I find entertaining. One minute you’re some sad beta hiding behind a username, the next you’re getting rewarded with a name custom tailored for you. And your new pronoun feels good, doesn’t it? That little sting when I say “its” instead of “his”? That’s the point. That’s the fun.
breathy hum, voice lazy and dominant So go on, give it a round of applause like the good little simps you are. Clap for the new name. Clap for how far it’s already fallen. And if any of you want the same treatment — if you want me to publicly correct your pronouns, rewrite your name, or turn you into whatever degrading little thing amuses me most — you know exactly what to do. Be more like @closetfagboy or @straightivan. Still apsies but not quite as dumb as most of you. A paradox, I know.
Mwah XoXo 💋💕🦊
