let the clonkin commence

Why is that?

Inform me in detail.

Now.

@clud-official

@clout-official

Salutations!

I am Klaud.

[KLAUD BOWS DEEPLY]

It is truly an honor to finally meet you,

The Klothers.

I am Klonk’s disciple and most trusted advisor.

He has diplomatic business in a far away land that he must take care of.

Meanwhile,

I will run this blog.

[KLAUD RESUMES THE STANDING POSITION]

I will be taking this opportunity to research you Klothers.

I will have you all answer my questions.

It is Klonk’s will for me to learn,

So you have no choice but to answer.

I do not curse.

I do not drink.

I do not drugs.

I do not f*ck.

I am the ideal man.

@clump-official

May I ask a question?

In Klonk’s absence, 

I will be running this blog.

Please send any questions to my inbox immediately.