Not a Sidekick

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

And how does one do that?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

Is that wrong?

I don’t think I need to answer that.

Thats a no on the coffee then. Ok, good company. Can I come hang out with you guys? Try that warm milk thing?

You and Babs?

@batmemegirl​ what do ya think, do we take pity on this poor lost soul?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

And how does one do that?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

Is that wrong?

I don’t think I need to answer that.

Thats a no on the coffee then. Ok, good company. Can I come hang out with you guys? Try that warm milk thing?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

And how does one do that?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

Is that wrong?

I don’t think I need to answer that.

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

And how does one do that?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

And how does one do that?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

And how does one do that?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

usually when i think about he yj gang being unwanted and feeling insecure in the face of their predecessors its like poetic or something but right now i literally cannot stop laughing about it

can you imagine being dick grayson. chronic older brother syndrome, freshly re-only childed and then this fucking. weird preteen appears and announces he knows your secret identity that youve kept under wraps for years. you do not know this kid. but unfortunately, he knows you. somewhere… an achievement sound plays. what does it read? “big brother part 2, whether you like it or not, pussy”

can you. imagine. being. wally. west. your father figure is dead, collapsed in front of your face and you are left to pick up the pieces. you feel startlingly inadequate compared to him. you arent as fast, arent as nice, arent as amazing. and then, in the midst of all this….. some. fucking kid appears. he tries to beat your ass immediately upon seeing you. he tells you hes your father figures actual grandson, and you feel yourself begin to drown in the face of your inadequacy. then the kid eats about a metric fuckton of pizza rolls, tells you to go fuck yourself, and breaks a gameboy trying to play cool “retro” games like fucking. pokemon

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING DONNA TROY. YOU ARE A DISCIPLINED WARRIOR, RAISED IN THE ART OF FIGHTING FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS SINCE BIRTH. YOU HAVE TAKEN ON A MANTLE THAT REPRESENTS HOW YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THE LITTLE GUY, HOW YOU WOULD SAVE ANYONE. YOU ARE AN IMMORTAL GODDESS BEING THING. AND THEN, SOME MIDDLE SCHOOLER PUTS ON A WIG AND PUNCHES A VILLAIN AND THEN SHOWS UP IN FRONT OF ZEUS AND BULLIES HIM INTO GIVING HER SUPERPOWERS

Would Love to have seen the meeting or talk Lex had with whoever with the creation of Superboy

"Fellas be real with me...is it gay if you create yourself a son with your rival and your's Dna and said son calls both of you dad."

The meanest custody battle of the century in which Lex and Clark are just tossing Kon to the other say "TECHNICALLY he's your responsibility" and Kon is just there going "Fucking Funky Fresh my dudes DOUBLE the birthday gifts."

Well, I think you looked very nice! 

you’re turning four years old this year, Conner.

The people commenting on my costume don't know that though.