[not a hero]

since the hsph promstuck is way over and done

heres the davekat piece i worked on without the poster layout

We are a new rp directory and we are ready to start!

youre manipulating me like some ventriloquist master and i am but your little puppet with all the strings of bromance and brotherhood carefully woven through my unsuspecting joints

someday youll wiggle your fingers and my door will fly open and bam itll be time for beer pong and bad chick flicks

we will throw popcorn at the screen and strife under a sky studded with fathomless starlight

and each star is of course a sun fueled by the intensity of our friendship and lit by all of our closeness brought on by our various interactions on the perilous journey weve united in during the study of the intricacies of irony bromance and badassery

and in the end youll think i was unaware of your mechanisms behind the scene

but ive paid attention to the man behind the curtain

senpai noticed you dirk

Don’t worry man, once I’m done I’ll work my magic and you can regain your real boy status. Things’ll be the same as they ever were but you’ll now know the meaning of true friendship. 

It’ll be beautiful man, parents will tell their kids our story to help motivate them. They thought they had it hard making friends, but man we climbed the whole fucking mountain and strifed on the peak. If we can do it why can’t they they’ll ask themselves as they approach the world with a few found optimism. 

Once we’ve finished our strife we’ll paint images in the stars, pictures depicting our epic scenes, it’ll be impossible to look at it with anything other than awe. The intensity that will stare back at us is the same one we feel in our hears for one another. Our friendship will be like a priceless jewel, to look upon it would cause even Nicolas Cage to shed a single tear.

and ill have cool hair and youll have a perfectly chiseled jaw and people will travel for miles and miles just to lay witness on the place that they declare is The Spot the very spot where you and i once began the true quest of friendpalness

old-fashioned way it is

youre manipulating me like some ventriloquist master and i am but your little puppet with all the strings of bromance and brotherhood carefully woven through my unsuspecting joints

someday youll wiggle your fingers and my door will fly open and bam itll be time for beer pong and bad chick flicks

we will throw popcorn at the screen and strife under a sky studded with fathomless starlight

and each star is of course a sun fueled by the intensity of our friendship and lit by all of our closeness brought on by our various interactions on the perilous journey weve united in during the study of the intricacies of irony bromance and badassery

and in the end youll think i was unaware of your mechanisms behind the scene

but ive paid attention to the man behind the curtain

senpai noticed you dirk

How to do The Sex:

hold hands

that’s it that is the sex, enjoy

shit

guess that means we cant hold hands ever during our epic journey of irony and woe

hold hands

guess that means we cant hold hands ever during our epic journey of irony and woe

I USED DAVE’S CAPE AS A BLANKET LAST NIGHT.