look, yet another artist!

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

@kerrroz

@land-lock-blues

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

Please help Im dying

IM SCREAMING WHY DO YOU DO THIS NXNXBS THIS IS LITERALLY EVERY JOKE

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

@verytiredchild

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

@verytiredchild