never done with killing time

<8> Fascinating.

<8> This must cause Aradia no small deal of frustration.

<8> I see.

<8> Is the mitosis Dave-specific or is this a human trait I’ve never heard of?

yeah i heard about kids from brhine but this is still news to me

spill the deets dude you made those little bundles of life and possibilities you gotta tell me about em

or like

everyone at once since just any chucklefuck can read these as they pass by the dash i guess

well! shit the twins are cassidy and cassandra and theyre angels  well cassandra is an angel cassidy is full of goddamn mischief and hes only 7 months old hes gonna be exhausting when he gets older troll-human hybrids are.... interesting and maybe ill get into that in a bit bc no one told me about what that would be like but yeah

oh im sure there are a good half-dozen or so maniacal motherfuckers throughout the course of time and space who youve managed to rile up into a murderous froth at the thought of a chill yet affably untouchable dude just existing somewhere who’d sooner take the shot

though i’ll keep said dibs in mind both in case any of the aforementioned get any dumb ideas

how you been buddy

i cant ever go back to athens before 350 bc because i called plato egotistical and small-minded because in an argument about slavery and if he ever sees me hes going to suplex me because, history fact, motherfucker is jacked 

@maroonblood​ i am an agent of chaos and also suddenly remembering i have social media accounts

i mean half of us are gods i dont know what is to be expected